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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,599thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,783rd
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
La Valette
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Maria Louisa La Valette

Population6.738 billion

CapitalLa Valette Castle
LeaderMaria Louisa La Valette

CurrencyOren
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Maria Louisa La Valette is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Maria Louisa La Valette with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 6.738 billion Maria Louisa La Valetteans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Valette Castle. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maria Louisa La Valettean economy, worth 719 trillion Orens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 106,812 Orens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Maria Louisa La Valettean-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', vaccinations are mandatory, and edutainment video games are taking Maria Louisa La Valette's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maria Louisa La Valette's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maria Louisa La Valette is ranked 71,364th in the world and 101st in Shadow Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 134.67 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,599thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,783rdTop
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Most Armed: 17,731stHighest Poor Incomes: 26,498thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 30,788th
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Best Weather: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Accessible: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, edutainment video games are taking Maria Louisa La Valette's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, the new Maria Louisa La Valettean-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, lavish state dinners in La Valette Castle are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets.
  • : Following new legislation in Maria Louisa La Valette, high school bands practice by moonlight.

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